Food And I Are Going Steady

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

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drwalwrus18:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

Salem done fucked up

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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centouries:

sight-of-thesun:

mickeyandcompany:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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did

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they

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

It’s on Netflix now. And it’s awesome!

HOUSE OF MOUSE WAS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS AS A KID I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH

(via my-voice-teacher-is-satan)

The Doctor’s new love interest revealed.

(via songofthestarwhale)

atimelyend:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

This girl is a Disney princess.

(via katewithstyle)

lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(Source: rydenarmani, via wobblywibbly)