Food And I Are Going Steady

mashable:

Everything Is Awesome About This Lego “Guardian of the Galaxy” Trailer

Animator and YouTube star Forrest Whaley created this amazing Guardian of The Galaxy Trailer created entirely out of Lego.

nowrunalong:

a doctor who alphabet // inspired by {x}

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versaceslut:

seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish, via tyleroakley)

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama: Who am I?

FDR: You are the president

Obama: I dont know what that is

Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit

Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die

Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?

Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom

-Washington Appears-

Obama: Are you freedom?

Washington: No, but I can help you find her

Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

beenthereshippedthat:

OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I OPENED A PAD AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SNACK”

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vinegod:

When you open your eyes during a prayer… by Marcus Johns

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