Food And I Are Going Steady

petrichorandrose:

lmao this guy was trying to talk to me on facebook chat so he asked “Whats your favorite thing in the universe?”

And I immediately just blurted out “Doctor Who”

like that was the first thing that came to mind

not my family 

not even my cat

Doctor Who.

(via spookyten)

jasric:

took a quick break from responsibilities ahh!! paintings of the twins :D <3 on dA here too [x]

jasric:

took a quick break from responsibilities ahh!! paintings of the twins :D <3 on dA here too [x]

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Source: suprenaturals, via nymyria)

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

(Source: 5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia, via spookikelfos)

a scandal in text posts

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shadedareas:

huffingtonpost:

President Obama came down hard on gun-control laws during today’s Tumblr Q&A. 

I’ll say it every time… if you’re non-conservative and dislike Obama it’s only because you don’t understand how much his hands are actually tied. He’s trying. He really is.

(via zombyeater)

“You know, I’ve often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I’ve come to is… At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children. Little carbon copies we can turn to and say, “You will do what I could not. You will succeed where I have failed.” Because we want someone to get it right this time. But not me… Personally speaking I can’t wait to watch life tear you apart.”

(Source: rosamundqike, via nymyria)

briannathestrange:

… and TADAAAAAAAA! (x)

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via nymyria)

everything-is-stickers:

drtanner:

bigbigtruck:

nostalgebraist:

I’ve been having a bad time lately but someone posted this on Facebook and it provided a moment of pure joy

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I lost it at “go home in a six pack”

UP YOURS

THE DARK LONG OF THE SHOE

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